Features
The
Fall 2005 Upfronts
SMRT-TV
took on its greatest nemesis — daily updates — with its
coverage of the fall schedule presentations.
by the SMRT-TV Staff
The Evolution
of the TV Nerd
Will
the co-opting of nerd culture kill the TV nerd?
by Justin Winters
TV Musicals: Gonna Live Forever?
The
TV Musical, from A to Xena.
by Jenni Powell
Spongefreud
Squarepants
A Freudian analysis
of the show SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS. If this isn't why the Internet
was invented, I don't want to know.
by D. Roberts Keenan
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FAN MAIL, anyone?
Hey, some Lost
LOST Haiku!
Flashbacks are bullshit
I wish something would happen
Yet still I watch on
Jeff Stone
Kate's main job is to
Follow you, berating.
She multitasks well.
Elana Frink
Ends at nine-oh-two?
What if I want to TiVo
West Wing or Idol?
Joel Bergen
Hurley's a big guy
He'd be good to eat for food
But that's last resort
Justin Winters
J. J. Abrams is
My hero. Warm sun, hotter guys
Few clothes, life is good.
Joelle Tjahjadi
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Columns
At the Buzzer
Real Sports With Bryant
Gumble — now THAT'S smart TV.
Be Careful
Out There
Has the pantsuit brought lady cops gender
equality?
Bride
of TiVo
TiVo, reality TV, and the Bride: A totally
hot threesome.
Free
Truman
Flyover states and the diversity of reality.
Holographic
Wow
Alison says goodbye to ENTERPRISE. She does
this by kicking the crap out of it.
London Calling
How the Naked Chef is saving Britain, one
school lunch at a time.
Out-Takes
Lesbians in Sunnydale!
Zoinks!
Traditional voice actors: overshadowed by
stunt-cast guest stars?
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